vicky manuja Funny Status Messages

   Facebook going green? Because I'm seeing a lot of people reusing the quotes.

   They should make untangling headphones an olympic sport.

   Take your time, because relationships that start fast, end fast.

   Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve..

   Mess with me? I'll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I'll become karma.

   “No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system.”

   Make good memories today, so that you can have a good past.

   No one is ever bored enough to start studying.

   If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

   Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, fired from the company in 1985, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's your excuse?

   You can't control love. That's the best and worst part of it.

   I believe I can find my soul mate in #TomorrowLand

   Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

   I go tweetless when I see you.

   If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

   It's absolutely hilarious when an idiot tries to convince you and themselves that Android handsets are better than an iPhone.

   Life is a Kaleidoscope after few beers! *Sunday Closed*